Friday, September 20, 2013

Slightly burnt delights and soggy toast

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Occasionally I get asked my culinary philosophy and my response is resoundingly,  "You can cook if you try." All that television food porn has made cooking food seem a lofty artistic goal that requires stainless steel full tang knives hand forged by blind monks and recycled bottle bowls endorsed by bleach teethed celebrities. Well shit why try right? "I always screw it up." "I can't follow a recipe." And "ugh cooking is too hard." are all bullshit excuses for not turning on your stove. I think I've followed about 8 recipes in my life. What's my method then? I read multiple recipes for each dish I want to try. I treat a new dish like its a vocabulary word. Learning to cook isn't instantaneous, it takes making mistakes to get a handle on it. I learned by tackling one dish at a time and as I went along I started to understand that certain things just click, like basil and tomato. 

As for fixing things- a dish usually has a blend of basic flavors. Like chords in a song. Say I'm cooking in the key of Thai, I'm going to be spicy, sour, sweet, a little salty and a tiny bit bitter. If I make a dish and it tastes blah I add lime, Thai food's sour flavor. If its still not there I add the heat, red chili paste, or salt, fish sauce or soy. If my dish is too hot- add sweet, agave or honey. To salty? Sour or sweet. See where I'm going with this? It's a balance of flavors and when it swings too far you just need to correct by adding the other flavors. But a warning: sometimes too much is just too much. I've had the lid to a salt fall off into a dish.  FAIL. 

But don't get down! Burn chicken? Oh well suck it up and set a timer next time. Start small and work your way up to the dishes with 25 steps. 
Happy burning! 

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Cheesy Instant Lunch upgrade

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Holy college dorm lunch!!! I just saw a coworker blow my mind with his Instant Lunch upgrade. Add water to the noodles, once the noodles are soft dump the water, then add a packet of cheese from an Easy Mac kit. Mix well and add milk if you've got some or even a shelf stable coffee creamer and some hot sauce. Then eat it.  Yeeeeeeaya!!! Better noodles than Easy Mac and more filling. 

(Note: I don't vouch for the nutritional value of this meal)

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Bob's Big Boy- vintage date night LA style

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My new beau took me out for quite possibly the most quintessential vintage vixen date: a drive in his classic Bel Air to the Burbank Bob's Big Boy, one of the last remaining in Los Angeles, for milk shakes and diner fare. 


I doned a black and white gingham circle skirt, black tee, black bow high heels and my vintage cats eye glasses and eagerly jumped into the bench seats of the huge land yacht. The amount of glass windows was incredible. Modern cars don't hold a candle to the visibility of this baby, aside from the pope mobile if course. Let me tell you, I belong in that dang car. The rumble of the engine, the wide leather bench, this was my kind of ride. 

My order: spaghetti with chili.  For some reason I've always ordered it. It's pretty straightforward, chili on top of spaghetti but dang it's good. I also had to have a cherry coke because at Bob's they make it with cherry syrup. He had a burger and chocolate malt. Perfect. 

After we polished off our meal we had a desert of ginger ales at his abode along with some 50's exploration films from YouTube.

Here's one we just couldn't resist, but it was painfully bad. 




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